Mom: Well, the sisters gave me a gift before I left work last week.
Me: Oh, that was nice of them. Do I dare ask what it was?
Mom: A plastic 2-litre Coke bottle full of holy water.
Me: What?
Mom: Yup. The Coke label was sill on it, too.
Me: Epic.
Mom: I asked them if I could drink it, and they said I could.
Me: Did you?
Mom: Well, no. Not after what happened to the cat.
Me: Uhm...
Mom: I put some in the cat's water bowl. Lord knows that cat needs all the help she can get.
Me: Ok, and?
Mom: She threw-up twice that night. So, I didn't drink any.