The CVS Crusade

An email mom sent me last week:

Sister Evil took the convent van to CVS on a crusade to find her vitamins (she had lost her supply). She returned home with van's front door, driver's side, in the back seat. The initial report when she came back to the convent; "Call the Mother Superior and inform her that there was a slight problem in the CVS parking lot, and the van door is in the back seat." Seems Sister Evil did not properly close the front door. It was wide open and someone, non-Catholic, plowed into it. She, and several other people took what was of it off the hinges, and placed it in the back seat, and she drove home. She the said ride was rather windy.